John Crist

Concussions Didn't Exist Back Then

Thanks Obama

"No Lifeguard? Imma Go Headfirst!"

Your Kid Is a Failure

#Merica

"Can I Get a Selfie With That Grizzly?"

Even Jesus Ain't Taking That Wheel

"What up, Hobby Lobby?" 

Crips / Bloods Sharks / Minnows

Share the Road / Share the Ditch

"Excuse Me, Waitress?"

Fast Food Charities