The Locust

Hairspray Suppository

Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

Moth-Eaten Deer Head

How to Become a Virgin

Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

Keep Off the Tracks

Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

Brand New Set of Teeth

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby